Tuesday 10 April 2007

Koo to hevs

Koo is reported as saying: "I didna like the sound o' that hevs person. A tone of some disparagement, I say. Why should we cows not speak? I hear tell the hevs has Scottish blood in her. ( Must ha' been greatly diluted.) I think there is also a touch of Kooism in what she says. Just let her come here and she'll get the point - with the help o' my horns.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

tisk, if i remember rightly koo belongs to me and therefore would be wise to keep such outspoken thoughts to himself...

bachman said...

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when once we enter into the disputed arena of ownership/paternity/and suchlike as our great native author Sir Walter Scott nearly said, but decided to take another path halfway through. And how demoralising to discover that one is merely a loan and not a giftas always believed, fostered not adopted. It's enough to make one dash wildly down a scree-covered slope and let the pursuing stones make a cairn over one."

Anonymous said...

ok, i relinquish all ownership if koo shows respect!